Zeucula Demands a Role on Being Human

Mitchell from Being Human

Zeus recently disclosed the fact that he is a kitty vampire. We had suspected that he might be given some of his odd proclivities, but we weren't certain. Apparently he was turned many centuries ago by one of the Originals in the Cat Vampire Kingdom- so he comes from an aristocratic lineage (which sort of explains why he can be so pompous and judgmental). We were pleased to know that a human cannot be infected or turned by a feline vampire, but he can turn the other cats in our household. In order to keep our other cats from joining the ranks of the undead we now have to succumb to Zeus's every whim. Thankfully he doesn't make too many requests, but when he does they tend to be fairly sizable. His most recent request involves getting him a role on one of the leading TV shows or movie franchises promoting the ever popular theme of vampires. His favorite is undoubtedly the UK version of Being Human- he also thought that Mitchell's death, while sad, could potentially give him a far bigger role on the show. I tried to convince that since we live in LA that we would have a better time getting him on The Vampire Diaries, but he said that he was a true Anglophile at heart after having spent time in the court of King Henry IV. He also feels that he shares a resemblance to the good looking Mitchell from Being Human- so I now have my work cut out for me. I could try to call his bluff, but then I  risk a household of vampire cats, and trust me one is more than enough.